In Westport, Connecticut, Augie and Isolde Poole celebrate their fifth wedding anniversary by turning in an application to the Rock-a-Bye adoption agency. Encouraged by their friends and next-door neighbors, Dick and Alice Pepper, who have three children and another due, Isolde, who has been unsuccessful in her attempts to become pregnant, is determined that she and Augie will eventually be parents. While awaiting news of the application to the agency, Isolde decides that she and Augie should continue to try to have a baby on their own, and she enthusiastically follows all the latest advice by pregnancy experts.
In 1989, the United States continues to be engaged in a Space Race with the Soviet Union. The two male astronauts manning the U.S. weather station on the Moon, Hoffman and Schmidlap, are suffering the effects of their long stay in space and need to be relieved, as Schmidlap regularly ties up Hoffman and has even knocked out his two front teeth.
Comedy, Comedy horror, Dark Comedy, Horror, Splatter Film
When the original editor of the Loose Limbs series of splatter films commits suicide, the head of "The Splatter & Gore Department", Sam Campbell, assigns Edward Tor Swenson, an editor for European Distributors, to finish what the original editor was doing, and allows Edward the use of his private country cottage so Edward can go about his work in peace. Over the course of a few days, having to watch and edit gory scenes every day, Edward begins to lose touch with sanity. One night, he dreams about a mental asylum patient telling him to kill others to "correct the world".
Trying not to spend time with his family during Christmas, Cody makes a wish by drawing a shark wearing a Santa Claus hat, until the animal manifests itself and starts killing the local population.
The new vicar of St. Peter's Church is astonished to learn that the long-serving verger, Albert Foreman ([[James Hayter , is illiterate. When Foreman refuses to learn to read, the vicar feels he has no choice but to fire him.
Rich Mrs. Phoebe Tuttle is upset that her daughter Barbara is engaged to a man beneath their social status, Norman Phiffier. Barbara has been keeping her heiress status to the Tuttle Department Store fortune a secret from Phiffier, knowing he is a proud person who refuses to marry her until he can afford to buy her a home.
Eddie and Joan Booth, a white couple, live next door to Bill and Barbie Reynolds, who are black. Although Joan and Barbie are best friends, Bill and Eddie are complete opposites. Without their husbands' knowledge, Joan and Barbie enter a "Love Thy Neighbour" competition to win a cruise, but must contend with the problem of their antagonistic husbands.
One year after the events of previous film, a group of friends celebrate Allan Karlsson's 101st birthday in Bali. Allan offers Miriam and Julius his last "Folksoda", a carbonated beverage that Allan had accidentally created during his double agent days in the 1970s. As the pair argue over who will drink the soda, Allan's pet Capuchin Erlander finishes the bottle.
Lionel Powers and Julian Messenger are filthy rich men with vast media holdings and dirty family secrets. They play dirty as well, fighting for control over a professional football team in Los Angeles with every weapon at their disposal. Powers' bid attracts particular controversy since he intends to retain ownership of a successful football club in Tucson.
Secret Service employee Roger Allsop turns over some belongings to a clerk, who stows them in a drawer marked 007 before turning the identifying card over to read "deceased". Allsop and his superior, Colonel Cunliffe, then discuss the necessity to send someone to pick up an item from behind the Iron Curtain. Unemployed writer Nicholas Whistler is sent by the employment exchange to be interviewed by Cunliffe, supposedly for a job as a trainee executive for a glass company.
The movie starts off with a voice over by Alec of events later in the movie, asking "Why do we make the decisions we make?" It then cuts to a year before, when the main characters are still at college in Eugene, Oregon. Alec's in the Administration and Records Office at his college where he argues with a clerk about a credit that is apparently missing from his transcript. Despite the fact that he is clearly one credit short of graduating, after four hours Alec convinces the college that he indeed has the credit and is set to graduate.
A talking Golden Retriever named Bailey inherits a fortune from his deceased owner, Constance Pennington. He becomes the target of a dog-napping plot by Constance's nephew Caspar and his wife Dolores. The scheme is ultimately foiled.
The story focuses on big busty Chastity Knott (Natividad) who must use her new amazing abilities as the super-stacked costumed crime fighter, The Double-D Avenger, to stop villainous bikini bar owner Al Purplewood (G. Larry Butler) and his sexy, murderous strippers. The movie has much live-action comic-book action, sexual innuendo, Russ Meyer-inspired camera angles focusing on the female character's breasts, and other "off color" verbal and visual gags.
Ken Manchester is an affluent travel enthusiast who has embarked on an expedition through the jungle of Borneo with his wife Barbara, despite her lack of enthusiasm. They are led by tour guide "Tennessee" Buck Malone, a down-on-his-luck expatriate who speaks the local language. During their trek, Buck and the Manchesters are ambushed by a tribe of cannibal headhunters and taken to their village.
Country singer Leanna Taylor struggles to escape from her controlling manager/boyfriend Hank, as well as her troubled past. After turning to her guitarist Bobby, Leanna finally faces her past, including her estranged mother and the death of her father. Through flashbacks, Leanna's father is shown to be an abusive and controlling man who would not allow Leanna to sing for anyone but himself, and once, viciously attacked a boy Leanna was playing with while, in the present, during this particular flashback, Hank attacks one of Leanna's musicians in a jealous rage.
A British marketing executive books a British music group named Billy Beethoven for a tour through Spain to promote Spanish tourism but stipulates that the members of the group must adopt a cowboy image as a gimmick, and that their girlfriends will not be coming along because he needs the group to focus on performing. The girlfriends pool their savings and buy their own tickets to Spain to follow their boyfriends. They ward off the advances of several men, most of them also British tourists, and ultimately catch up with their boyfriends at the end of the tour.
On a magical tropical island called Tikiwoo in the 1950s, a fun-loving group of misfit animals and people make a marvelous discovery: a baby Mamenchisaurus that was frozen since prehistoric times. Little Impy, as they call him, is loving his new family and ready to explore the strange new world. But when a king from a faraway country vows to capture the lovable baby Mamenchisaurus for his private collection, all the inhabitants of Impy's island must join together to save their new friend.
The Christmas holidays are approaching, and a group of shopgirls head to their jobs at Bunting and Hobbs, a busy London department store. Peggy French is upset at her fiancé, Leslie Randall, because he refuses to sell his vintage car, "Bessie", that takes up all of his time and money. Peggy wants to get married and complains that she doesn't even have an engagement ring.
A group of people, all suffering from fear of flying, are attending a course meant to deal with this fear. The final step of the course involves going on a "test" flight and they are left stranded in Iceland after a turbulent flight there (possibly also because of a partial engine failure on their airplane). The return flight has initially nine hours delay, so they are sent to stay in a luxurious hotel, with its own spa.
One night in 1885, Masked raiders led by Sam Hollis attack the "K" Ranch, where owner Wade Kingsley and partner Slim Mosley bravely defend their property after Matilda Kingsley and infant son Wade Jr. safely return east to New York, her hometown. Wade and Slim are murdered, but vow before they die that their sons someday will avenge them.
A.J. Raffles, the celebrated cricketer, is welcomed in the parlours and country estates of high society. This circumstance he uses to his advantage in his secret career as "The Amateur Cracksman", a master burglar and safecracker who remains always one step ahead of Scotland Yard.
One Sunday afternoon, Jack Mitchell, a married middle-aged salesman from Utica, New York, meets his old friend, children's book author Larry Moore, while on business in Chicago. After asking if Larry knows any "girls" in town, Jack is given the phone number of T.R. Baskin, a socially isolated and sarcastic young woman who has moved to Chicago "to seek fame and fortune," in her own words.
